Total Medals Earned: 538 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,385 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 10/40 (60/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/285 points)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Medals Earned: 10/15 (80/325 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
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Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Open 25 crates.
Buy your first Skill.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fortify an area.
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Shoot off 400 arms.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Kick a Goliath.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
Obtain all other Medals.
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Press A to view your inventory
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
